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How To Maintain You’re Dignity

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I managed to trip over my own feet on the way to work at the London escort offices this morning. I’m not quite sure how it happened – I think maybe sometimes I forget to keep my feet a decent distance apart when I move them – but it’s happened quite a few times before and was obviously quite embarrassing. Luckily it only caused a bit of a stumble and there was hardly anyone around to see it, so I was able to continue relatively unscathed.

London is a bit of a minefield really, and there have been plenty of times when I’ve come a cropper in much more dramatic and embarrassing styles. Particularly unpleasant was the time I was walking down an icy slope into the Underground (at Regent’s Park?). My trainers had zero grip and I ended up ice skating past commuters for about eight feet before landing flat on my arse. Most undignified.

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Killing Time

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I remember when I was little, and by little I mean a good while ago when I was 5 or 6 years old, it would be bed time at the end of a ‘special day’ day like my birthday or Christmas Day and I would think ahead to the next one, I would think of the 365 days ahead of me until the next one of that day and it would feel like an absolute eternity, a period of time that was just not even worth thinking about. It is one of the London escorts birthdays today and it only feels like yesterday that it was her last birthday, the time just goes so quickly and I am trying to workout if it is just a fact of life as you get older or if it is in actual fact just an illusion.

When I was younger any stretch of time would seem to take forever if I concentrated on it, for example if it was one week before Christmas I would start counting the days as most kids did but that week would feel like a month as I waited for the day to come, Christmas eve would then come along and as everyone knows that night before Christmas Day is possible the longest night you will ever have. When I was talking to a couple of the escorts in London about this they suggested that it was obviously because I was looking forward to something that it would take that long as that is usually how things go. Things that you enjoy go quickly and things that you anticipate take forever to come.

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Money Can’t Buy you love..but who cares

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Too many people these days think that money is the be all and end all of everything, I sometimes think that and so do the London escorts but it is important that we just enjoy life without worrying too much about cash.I am sure that many of you will be familiar with the statement that money does not buy happiness, it is a phrase that has been banded about for some time now, often by people that have had troubles in their life despite the fact that they have a lot of money or by people that do not have any money at all and seek re assurance of the fact that even if they were to have some they would not necessarily be that happy. I sit on the fence when it comes to this, I think that it all depends on the person and their situation and how their riches have come to them as well as the fact that happiness is relative to each different individual. For example, many of you would be happy by hiring a London escort and going and having a good night with her in a bar or restaurant, you do not need a lot of money to do this but it would more than likely make you happy wouldn’t it?

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ESCORTS ON THE BOX PLEASE

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I give up, having spent a lot of my time over the duel bank holidays flicking through the channels only to find that nothing was ever on I have decided that I give up on TV, except football! I think that the more channels that we seem to get piled on top of the channels that we already have the more it becomes difficult to actually find anything to watch, there is so much choice and so many channels, especially if you have SKY that it becomes almost impossible to navigate your way through them. Both myself and the London escorts are finding it increasingly difficult to actually find anything half decent to watch on TV and I am starting to wonder whether or not it is at all worth it to pay the ridiculous amount of money that I pay for my SKY subscription.

Maybe it is just my personal taste but all the good seem to have gone and all that is ever on is endless episodes of Come Dine With Me and Friends, I have actually had to resort to watching the never ending cycle of BB3 Three programs dealing with the only topics that they seem to think are worthy: alcohol, drugs and sex, not the worst programs to have to watch, but not the best! 

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Never A Dull Moment

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I honestly cannot think of many things that the addition of an escort in London would not have a positive impact on, apart from maybe dinner with a girlfriend. There are a million and one different things that we have to do in everyday life that could and probably should be classified as mundane, tidying the house for example or taking the dog for a walk, cooking dinner or going shopping. Any of these things can be classified as mundane, especially for guys who apparently have a shorter attention spans than women (according to women such as the London escorts who like to make up facts).

Well maybe they are right when it comes to these things as I and many of the guys that I know tend to get quite bored quite quickly when it comes to doing those mundane tasks that life occasionally throws out at us. There are ways to make having to do this stuff that bit more acceptable however, and no I am not talking about getting incredibly drunk or taking any illegal substances, I am referring to hiring London escorts, the best way to make anything mundane into an exciting experience.

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LOTS OF THINGS TO DO WITH AN ESCORT GIRL

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It’s funny how one little thing can make life seem so much better, but take it away and things do not seem so great, this little thing can easily be a London escort. There are a million and one different things that we have to do in everyday life that could and probably should be classified as mundane, tidying the house for example or taking the dog for a walk, cooking dinner or going shopping. Any of these things can be classified as mundane, especially for guys who apparently have a shorter attention spans than women (according to women such as the London escorts who like to make up facts).

Well maybe they are right when it comes to these things as I and many of the guys that I know tend to get quite bored quite quickly when it comes to doing those mundane tasks that life occasionally throws out at us. There are ways to make having to do this stuff that bit more acceptable however, and no I am not talking about getting incredibly drunk or taking any illegal substances, I am referring to hiring London escorts, the best way to make anything mundane into an exciting experience. I don’t think it is just because of their undoubted attractiveness that London escort girls have the ability to make something rubbish into something great, although this of course helps, but it is more their nature. I am sure a lot of you probably have that friend or have known that person that just has this happy knack of lifting everyone’s mood when they walk in the room , no matter what situation you are in or how rubbish the club or bar you may have chosen to go to is, that person is the person to turn to if you want to make it that bit better.

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Facebook Escorts

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If you are one of this ever expanding group of social networking addicts and you feel like you need something special to take your mind off of your ex-girlfriends latest pictures or the fact that you have less ‘friends’ then the other people at work, why not hire one of our gorgeous London escorts to distract you for a bit.

I myself understand how addictive social networking can be, just days after seeing the recent film ‘The Social Network’ I said to myself that I am going to close down my Facebook page as the film made me realise just how pointless it was having one. So I got home, fired up my computer, logged onto Facebook and found myself looking through my list of events to help me decide what I was going to do that weekend. Before I knew it I had completely forgotten what it was that I had even gone on Facebook for and proceeded to keep my account open. I decided that I needed something to get me away from it so I rang some friends only to realise that they were all busy.

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BEAUTIFUL LIKE THE SEXY ESCORTS

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There are so many escorts London has to offer it is difficult not to feel a bit intimidated by how hot they are. As you get a little bit older it becomes difficult to accept the fact that your body does not work quite in the same way that it used to when you were younger. I remember running around playing football for hours on end without any ill effects when I was in my early teens, no muscle aches or cramps, now body parts the next day, just a ton of mud and grass stains and a whole lot of sweat but otherwise nothing too bad. This isn’t the case when you get older, you have to be careful, you have to make sure that you stretch and do all the right exercises. I kept finding that I was continuously getting little niggles and injuries whenever I played a bit of football or went for a run so one of the London escorts suggested a try out a bit of pilates or yoga and her advice ended up helping a great deal!

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Cheer up Grandad

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here comes a time in all of our lives when we start to realise that we might be getting a bit on the old side. Whether your realisation comes from the fact that you are no longer as fit as you used to be, or that your taste in food and clothing changes or when a nice night in becomes as appealing as a good night out the time will always come, it is inevitable!

I went out to a big nightclub in London the other day and for the first time ever I felt like I may have actually been a bit too old to be there. I actually found it quite difficult to get into the swing of things with all these 17/18 year olds running around me.

They all seem so excitable and happy to be on a night out and I just don’t think that I can match that level of enthusiasm anymore! Before I went to go out a couple of the London escorts asked me what I was up to that night and asked if they could tag along as they had no plans, as much as I love the London escorts and as gorgeous as they are I felt like having a guys night with my mates without any girls tagging along so I respectfully declined their offer , why I declined I have no idea!

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Jackpot time with London escorts

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I don’t think there is one person in the whole country that has not thought of what it would be like if they were to win the lottery at one time or another. I think we have all bought at least one ticket and sat there honestly thinking that we may win it whilst thinking of exactly what we would do with all the money if we really did win it. Well I was talking to a group of mates whilst out the other night near the London escort offices and it came to light that a friend of a friend actually did win the lottery, it wasn’t the jackpot, he won something like £300,000 which I think most would agree, is a lovely amount to win. The guy that won it had not previously been too popular with the ladies apparently, but you can guess what happened when he came into a bit of money.

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