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Praise Indeed

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Do you ever feel that you don’t get the praise you deserve for your achievements? At school, all you had to do was not get ‘hat’ mixed up with ‘had’ and there’d be high praise from teachers and parents along with house points/smiley faces/merit badges etc. It was relatively easy to get noticed and rewarded for something, and in a way I think this spoiled me – I’ve grown up to feel quite dissatisfied and neglected if people don’t notice and celebrate my successes. I should imagine this problem will be worse for younger generations, who go through schooling that ridiculously tells them they’re fantastic even if they’re not, and encourages all of them to believe they’re ‘winners’ even if they’re only giving about thirty percent.

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Youthful Culture

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I’ve decided I want to be a cougar when I grow up. And no, by cougar I don’t actually mean a large wild cat, but simply a woman who dates younger men! Apparently I have to be at least 42 before I can graduate to the ranks of cougar, and the younger men have to be around fifteen years or more my junior. I’d be in trouble with the law if I tried that now, so I’m going to have to wait twelve years or so for the eligible young guys to come of age. London escorts, who know all about dating issues, point out that there is a kind of glamour about being a cougar as it has been practiced by celebs such as Demi Moore and Madonna. Indeed, many women are following in the footsteps of such role models and wouldn’t even consider dating a man their own age.

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We’re So Lucky

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I often feel grateful to be living in country such as ours, and in a city as thriving as London. I think we’re all lucky to be residents of a country that is relatively stable and not always on the brink of some kind of political or natural disaster. Many of the London escorts are from other countries and they always remark on how much personal freedom there is here compared to some of the places they come from. It’s true, we’re fairly liberal in Britain and individuals do have a lot of freedom. You can pretty much say what you want or express any kind of political views without fear of being thrown in jail, and you can also go where you want, when you want. So what if there are CCTV cameras on every street corners – as long as you’re not committing a crime they shouldn’t affect you and your freedom.

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My Mate Fancies Your Mate

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I had a slightly odd experience at the weekend when I went shopping in Boots (in the rather fantastic new mall near the London escort offices) and recognised the girl serving on the till. As I stood in the queue I desperately tried to remember where I knew her from but just couldn’t quite place her. She was reasonably pretty, with long, dark blonde hair and pale skin. When it was my turn to pay she smiled at me and I saw recognition change her face as she exclaimed ‘Hey, you were at Leavesden Green with me!’ Of course, Kerry Woods, from infant school. Her animated features looked very familiar now and a rush of memories came flooding in, although she was only a vague blur in them. I knew we hadn’t particularly been friends, just classmates for a few years. And then I remembered that I hadn’t really liked her because I found her face slightly annoying with it’s pointed chin, on top of the fact she was a bit of a cry-baby tell-tale type who would always be sobbing for her mum in the toilets.

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London…Simply the Best

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I popped over to Amsterdam this week for a pre-Christmas family visit that turned out to be as much a yearly meeting with the extended Dutch family as a comparison session between the escorts that can be found in Amsterdam and our London escorts.

Amsterdam is famous for its lenient laws, laws that allow the Red Light District to become one of the most visited areas by tourists in the entire city. So whilst there I thought that I would go and take a look at the competition in a city famous for its readily available plethora of sexy girls. Having inevitably seen the high standards of our busty escorts in London I thought that I would go and check out some of the escort agencies in Amsterdam to see if their standard of girls was higher than ours.

In a city where sex and gorgeous girls is not such a taboo, I expected to see some of the most gorgeous girls that I have ever encountered, and although the girls would have to go some way to bettering our girls I must admit that I predicted that these girls may just edge ours. But what I found may come as a surprise to you, as it was a major surprise to me, the escorts in Amsterdam really weren’t that attractive at all.

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Polish up your technique

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I’ve just been reading an article about how to be successful in interviews. Not that I’m looking to leave my job at the London escort offices but I think it’s useful to be aware of certain things, like body language for example, that can affect your success in all kinds of situations. The article wasn’t particularly groundbreaking stuff, mainly the usual things such as ‘do your research on the company beforehand’, ‘don’t ramble; better to take a few seconds to collect your thoughts’, and ‘don’t slouch or fold your arms’. It all seems like such obvious stuff now, that it makes it all the more painful when I remember how terrible I was at interviews when a shy teenager. I mean, embarrassingly awful, like what the hell was I thinking? I remember the worst was for a job at BHS when I was about eighteen. The woman interviewing me noticed from my CV that I was an ‘animal person’ and asked me if I preferred animals to people. Without thinking I said jokily ‘Well, they don’t talk back’. I was only trying to be light hearted and humorous but obviously it was about the worst thing I could have said. To top things off, she caught me looking at my watch and asked ‘Do you have to be somewhere?’ to which I vaguely replied something like ‘Oh, uh, yeah, in a bit’. It would be a huge understatement to say I was a clueless youngster.

Remembering my ineptitude makes me feel even more awestruck that there are young escorts in London, some of whom aren’t even twenty yet, that go about their business with the kind of sophistication, maturity and worldliness I once associated with much older people. Just what phase of development did I miss out on that all these young escort girls seem to have successfully emerged from? I guess I had a fairly sheltered upbringing, but still….

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Make Over

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I went for my first ever official makeover last week! Inspired by the shiny new hair and nails of several of the London escorts I decided to book myself into one of those day-long studio sessions where they do everything with you to improve your looks – take you shopping and help you pick out some clothes, get their in-situ hairdressers to work on your barnet, give you a facial and an expert make-up lesson and a manicure.

I have to say I was very pleased with the results, although I wouldn’t exactly say it was the best look I’ve ever had in my life. My long dark hair was cropped in to a choppy modern bob with dark blonde highlights; my make-up was done old Hollywood style with the heavy eyebrows and red lips (actually suits me much better than I imagined it would) and for clothes I was draped in a dark green blouse and long white skirt. It looks better than it sounds, honest!

I’ve always loved the ideas of makeovers, probably ever since I used to watch the Rikki Lake show as a teenager, where they were featured several times a week. I could never get enough of seeing how improved someone could be just with a good bit of styling. Now of course, makeovers tend to consist of more than a haircut and some new togs – take that show ‘Ten Years Younger’ for example. They really go the whole hog on that – big dental treatments, chemical peels, botox, dermal fillers, facelifts, collagen implants, eyebrow tattoos, laser hair removal – you name it they do it. I guess the treatments have to be pretty dramatic to take a decade off someone’s looks, but it does worry me a bit that the modern world seems to have developed such a blasé attitude to risky things like having surgery in the name of vanity.

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Game On

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It seems like everyone has an addiction these days. Of course there are the obvious ones such as drugs, smoking, alcohol, sex, gambling (sounds like a great night out to me!), which afflict a minority of us. Then there are the more lightweight ones that everyone has, although some of them can still be damaging – caffeine, the internet, playing computer games, porn, exercise, TV, shopping, to name but a few. I think the London escorts suffer from a few of these but I won’t be naming names!

Even these lightweight addictions can cause big problems in a person’s life, for example preventing them from holding down jobs or relationships, damaging health and causing depression. When I was about twenty I got totally addicted to playing video games, which moved into arcades and began to incorporate the gambling element. Luckily, the money side of things wasn’t such a big part of it for me, but my obsession with completing certain games took over my life. It was almost like a physical compulsion. During the night my fingers would twitch as if holding a games console, and images of the game would run through my head all night. I’d wake up feeling exhausted, but needing to get straight back to the game to ease my frustration. I could easily manage six hours a day playing, and my parents got really worried about me, even suggesting I see a shrink! Thankfully, my college course began and I started to naturally lose interest in playing video games and became more interested in playing with my classmates…. I know some gamers that have never managed to kick the habit, though, and feel genuinely sorry for them. When I think back to my own addiction it seems like a dark, murky time during which I was quite depressed.

These days my only real addictions are for beer, coffee, curry and FHM. Relatively harmless, in sensible quantities.

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Save Money with a London Escort

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The month of December is a notoriously expensive one for many of us, a lot of us get paid that extra week early and end up spending almost our whole months wages on Christmas present, Christmas food, nights out and not to mention the biggest and most expensive night out of them all New Years Eve. With the shadow of the recent recession still looming over our heads many members of the public are subscribing to the ‘times are hard’ theory, meaning that the purse strings are being tighten a lot more this year than they have in previous years.

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Decisions Decisions

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I’ve realised recently that my natural indecisiveness is wasting a lot of my time. An inability to make easy decisions may not sound like a grand affliction, but if I were to add up the time I spend ‘ummming and ahhhhing’ over every little thing, it would probably amount to several weeks of my life thus far. Several weeks where I could have been doing much more valuable or fun things such as sipping a cocktail on a sun-kissed beach watching the girls in their little bikinis playing volleyball, putting sunscreen on each other…..sorry…where was I? Oh yes, decisions. By way of example, last night I was in the newsagents’ near our London escort agency trying to decide what crisps to buy. Now I’m a fan of many types of crisps, and last night just could not make up my mind about which I most felt like eating. I spent a solid six minutes staring at rows of McCoy’s Walkers and Wotsits, before finally setting on the beef flavoured Monster Munch. It was a good choice, yum. The good thing about me though, is at least I know what I like and don’t like, which possibly saves me an extra couple of weeks. And I’m not just talking about crisps, but everything. I know what kinds of holidays I like, what kind of cars and maybe most importantly, what kind of girls. I definitely have a ‘type’ – slender, dark, tall-ish, very sensual, strong-willed and dry-humoured.

I find it difficult to understand some guys not having ‘types’. A friend of mine is like this. He says he’s never quite sure if he prefers blondes or redheads, big boobs or small, sex kitten or girl-next-door. Also he can’t decide whether he’s ready for a serious relationship or just wants to have fun for a while longer. I’ve noticed that his ambivalence actually stops him from getting involved much, I suspect just because he can’t make up his mind about what’s right for him, either in another person or things like jobs etc.

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