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Girlie Mag’s v Escorts

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Have you ever noticed how many men’s magazines are on offer these days. I was in my local supermarket last night looking to buy a newspaper (I swear) and my eyes were inevitably attracted to the plethora of gorgeous looking females that adorned the front covers of all of the ‘lads mags’. I looked over to my right and I was joined by two other guys staring gormlessly at the front covers of Nuts, Zoo and FHM and I could almost read exactly what they were saying to themselves in their heads. It went a little something like this:

“Wow she is hot, what I wouldn’t give to spend one night with her,”

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F..FFF..F.F..FFF..FFF..FFFFancy an Escort

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The much anticipated Oscar nominations are in and as expected the big films of the last few months have popped up with a good few nominations each. As many people predicted the recently released ‘Kings Speech’ has been nominated for 12 Oscars, the film, starring Colin Frith deals with King Gorge the VI and his stutter. A well noted problem of King George is made into a very engrossing and interesting motion picture about his struggle getting over his speech problems and his relationship with his speech therapist. Another inevitably popular pick was Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, a very well done psychological thriller about Natalie Portman’s decent into madness as she prepares for her lead performance in Swan Lake.

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A Week Away with Lads

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I recently took a week off work at the London escort offices and went on a lad’s holiday to Magaluf. It was a bit early in the season but we sort of prefer it like that, before it gets ridiculously crowded. There were three of us – me, Mark and Jeremy, and it was the first holiday I’ve taken with these two guys (I met them at a motorcycle off-road training weekend a couple of years ago).

Now, I’m afraid to say, it was a lad’s holiday in its truest sense, with everything that that entails. We drunk far too much than was good for us, got thrown out of a couple of places and made the acquaintance of several pretty girls. I’m not proud of this behaviour – to be honest, I think for guys that have all just hit their thirties we should know much better, but I have a feeling it was possibly one last big blow-out before we consider trying to settle down seriously with someone.

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Mother and Daughter

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I’ve been making the most of my lunch break at the London escort offices by gawping at an article on famous mum-and daughter look-alikes – the similarities in some cases are really astonishing! The best are Madonna and her daughter Lourdes – apart from hair colour they’re two peas in a pod, the almost gothic Pearl and Daisy Lowe, Demi Moore and her daughter Rumor (they look more like sisters, although there’s more than thirty years between them), Reese Witherspoon and her all-American little blonde girl and Meryl Streep and her daughter, who I swear have exactly the same face. I’m not used to mums and daughters looking so alike, but I guess these celebrities often enhance the effect by having very similar styling. Additionally, famous mums often don’t really look like mums at all – they’re either very young and radiant or they’ve had a lot of work to look like that. And their offspring are very lucky – apart from being able to afford the same grooming and personal care their mum has, they know they’ve got good genes and won’t end up looking horrible in their old age.

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RUBBISH MUSIC ONLY MADE BETTER BY SEXY ESCORTS

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Flicking through the endless droves of music channels that can be found on SKY has been a somewhat clichéd experienced over the past 10 years, we all do it, from me to the fine escorts London has to offer. I am not referring to the fact that 99.9% of the music that can be found on these channels is boring manufactured pop but the fact that a huge percentage of music videos often use attractive girls, who can often be found dancing around and trying the hardest to look sexy, and after flicking through and watching all that I could bare of these videos I begun to realise that our London escorts are just as attractive, if not more attractive than a lot of these girls. This revelation led to a light bulb going off in my head, a light bulb that gave me the idea of suggesting the use of our busty escorts in London for music videos.

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Hire an Escort Girl for Valentine Day

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Valentine’s Day is often thought of as the day that we are all meant to treat our other halves. Many of us go out and splash the cash on expensive meals, flowers that have miraculously tripled in price, boxes of expensive chocolates and all manner of other Valentine’s Day related items (basically anything that is red and has a heart stuck on it). Those that do not have that special someone to treat or be treated by often recoil into a depressive heap of self loathing wondering what exactly is wrong with them and why on earth they are the only person on the entire planet that does not have a boyfriend or girlfriend. What most people don’t tend to realise is that by not having an “other half” you will more than likely be saving yourself a great deal of money (especially if you are a guy). So instead of wasting your time feeling upset and annoyed by not having that special someone this Valentine’s Day, why don’t you just use that money you have probably managed to save by not having anyone and treat yourself, besides a night with a London escort trumps having to buy an overpriced bunch of flowers surely. 

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TELL A LONDON ESCORT YOUR LOCATION, NO ONE ELSE

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With all the sexy escorts London has to offer there is no need to try and attract attention by announcing on the internet where you are. I fancy myself as a bit of a tech geek but this one managed to slip under the radar as until this week I had never really heard of it, or perhaps I had but I didn’t care to take any notice, but I have now been enlightened as to exactly what it is by one of our London escorts and it sounds like quite a weird and scary application that I cannot really understand anyone wanting to have, luckily the escort in London that told me about it didn’t actually have it herself or she would have definitely been on the receiving end of some concerned questions as to why she would want to give so much information out over the internet, but in our culture now this seems to have become the norm, people like to give us much information as humanly possible over the world wide web and I don’t know if I will ever really understand it.

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TGILEF – THANK GOD IT’S LONDON ESCORT FRIDAY

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Is it possible that Friday is not the favorite day of the week for at least 75% of the population? Although most days are like Fridays for the Escorts London has to offer for us normal people the word Friday is surely one of our favourites. Yes everyone, in case you did not already know (and I am pretty sure that you did) it is the end of the week, everyone’s favourite day Friday has come around again and people will already be thinking of what to do tonight. I am sure that won’t stop most of you guys from wanting to head out but are you stuck for ideas? I know quite a few people that look forward to the weekend but when it actually comes they are unsure what to do.

A lot of people do the same old things on the weekend, the safe option that they know they enjoy. Whether it is going to the local pub for a few drinks, or going to your favourite nightclub or restaurant, people often tend to stick to what they like even though they may want to try something a little different, sometimes you just need that little push to come out of your comfort zone and actually do something that is a bit different from what you always tend to do. Hiring a London escort is a very good place to start the process of spicing up your weekend and you can pretty much guarantee you won’t be stuck on a night out if you hire any of the escorts in London.

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Right Royal Yawn

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There’s been an awful lot of media coverage of the whole Wills and Kate engagement this year. I’m surprised that it’s such a big deal actually – the royals always seem so irrelevant these days! At the moment the coverage is generally positive – photos of them both as children, and when they first got together, and how well Kate has been doing at her first public engagements, what a fashion icon she is etc. The London escorts love all the fashion articles  -and I’m sure more of them are looking like Kate Middleton recently! Only far more stylish of course.

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Yellow Balls..

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I was lying in bed yesterday morning and a weird sensation came over me, this warm ray of light came over my face as if from know where. It was an incredibly strange sensation, it felt so natural and so warm, I really couldn’t put my finger on what it was though, it was quite an alien feeling. So I got out of bed and opened the blinds to see this bright, yellow ball in the sky, a sky which was a weird shade of blue I must add, a colour which I have rarely seen through the constant shade of grey.

After staring with my head tilted in an inquisitive manor for what seemed an age I realised that the anomaly in the sky was in fact the sun! I know it probably seems like I must have been incredibly drunk or perhaps that I am just a bit of strange guy but in all honesty it felt as though I hadn’t seen the sun out in such a way with such a nice blue sky in the longest time. I got into work and despite it being a Monday morning all of the London escort girls were in a great mood, I asked them why and the answer was simple: “the sun is out,”

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