OUR BEST GIRLS

PLAYFUL FAQ’s

1. DO THE GIRLS ENJOY ESCORTING?

It takes a very special kind of girl to be a great London Escort and one of the essential things is that a girl genuinely likes guys and cuts us all a little slack over why we choose to date escort girls. If she doesn’t enjoy the job she certainly won’t last long with Playful. That’s why we always pester you for your feedback because we can’t be there for your date can we? Or can we? Do you want me standing in the corner of the room with a clipboard marking your girl’s performance? No, I guess not (shame). So we rely on you to review the girls for us. That way we try our best to ensure that only the girls who enjoy what they do work for us.

2. WHY ARE THE GIRLS SOMETIMES LATE?

I’ll forgive you for asking that question if you’re a visitor to London but if you live here then you know as well as I do the chaos out there on the roads. London is an incredible place but driving around and through it to a tight deadline is a bloody nightmare. Remember we cover the whole of the area within the M25 which is just a big potential traffic jam. Most of the time our girls make it to their destination in good time but sometimes things beyond our control go wrong. Please try to be a little patient. Pour yourself another glass…watch that extra episode of Breaking Bad and know that our girls are worth a little waiting time.

3. ARE THE PHOTO’S GENUINE?

Yes they are but I’m being honest here and saying that Photoshop is standard practice in the Escort Industry. That’s where a photographer uses his skill, judgement and computer software to enhance a girl’s look a little…bigger boobs, smaller waist, longer legs maybe. It’s not us driving it forward, it’s the girls. They pay for their photos and so I guess they have the right to have them how they want them. So within reason we have to accept it but if it’s too misleading then the girl won’t work with us. I hope you understand and realise that, if I put a pair of Speedo’s on you and started snapping away, if you’re anything like me you ‘d either slip some socks down the front there or get the photographer to work a little bit of magic on the bulge and let’s not forget the ‘love handles’ while we’re at it. It is what it is…sorry and all that.

4. CAN I EXTEND AN APPOINTMENT?

Yes you can but of course only if your girl is available the next hour. Our most popular girls can get very busy and once we’ve allowed travelling time there’s a good chance your Escort girl is out the door and on her way to another appointment. Try to think in advance about whether tonight is ‘party night’ and you’re feeling up to a two hour plus session. My advice is if you are going to extend always make it the full hour. The second and subsequent hours are £100 as against an extra thirty minutes at £80. We will always try to accommodate an extension as we hate disappointing our clients…but you run the risk of disappointment if you don’t plan ahead.

5. IF I DON’T SEE A GIRL ON THE SITE I LIKE, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

PLEASE CALL US !! We always have more girls ready to work who don’t appear on the website. These Escorts are by no means unattractive. It’s usually because they have friends and family that don’t know what they are doing and they want to keep it that way. Imagine the atmosphere around the Christmas Dinner table when your 15 year old brother, using his new tablet, has just found your photo on an Escort website? You can only pray he recognised you BEFORE he ‘banged one out’, that at least will save him a few years of therapy. It makes it hard for us because persuading you to book a girl you’ve not seen involves a leap of faith on your part. All I can say is that some of our prettiest girls are too shy to appear on the website and you need to tap into our hidden treasure.

6. DO YOU COVER OUTSIDE THE M25?

If the appointment makes it worth the girls while., anything is possible. If you’re a Sheik in Dubai and you want Flory to fly out for the week…you got it. If you’re in Brighton and you happen to be one of the three straight guys who live there and you want a girl for the whole night to help you prove it, then we will sort you out no worries but if you’re outside the M25 and you’re looking for a ‘quickie’ then it’s not worth our girls travelling time to get to you. The longer the appointment the further we are willing to go but the bottom line is if you call the office we’ll quote you a price for whatever it is you want.

7. CAN I BOOK IN ADVANCE?

You can but the further in advance it is, the more risky in terms of us being able to provide the girl you’ve chosen. The girls decide when they want to work and they usually make their decision on the day or maybe the beginning of the week. These girls are unpredictable, they’ll take off at a minute’s notice and there is no stopping them. If Carla’s off back to Madrid to get some ‘Pedro the Python’ lovin’ from her hubbie then me telling her that she can’t because Barry in Bushey booked an hour with her on Saturday a month ago isn’t going to stop her. We have so many great girls that my advice is book the appointment as far in advance as you want but be a little flexible on the girl you want. In Barry’s case we could either send him Becky, another superb mature Latina or if it’s a blonde he’s set his heart on then Nicky is our hottest property at the moment. The decision of course is his.

8. DO THE GIRLS WORK EXCLUSIVELY FOR YOUR AGENCY?

In practice generally the outcall escorts just work for us but it’s not unusual for incall escorts to sign up with several agencies. All our girls are free to advertise on any website they like. We have no control over them whatsoever but before you go searching the web for a ‘bargain on Bailey’ we guarantee we are the cheapest on the web. If you find any of our girls cheaper on another site then we’ll match the price and give you £10 for your trouble. No one gives a better budget escort service than Playful.

9. WHY DO I SOMETIMES HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR TRAVEL?

Because we are running a business and like any business we have to cover our expenses. We use our own drivers at least which keeps transport costs to a minimum and if you are in Central London then we don’t charge for our outcall service but please, if you’re in deepest darkest Essex (I’m a South Londoner myself innit) then surely given your geographical superiority you don’t begrudge a few quid for the driver do you? It’s a couple of beers in Decadence in Southend and think of what you’re saving trying to pull them thirsty Essex girls.

10. WHY DO SOME OF THE GIRLS NOT DO THE SERVICES I LIKE?

It’s a bit like me asking you why you don’t like prawns? It’s tough to avoid the obvious answer ‘because I don’t’ but not wishing to be rude all I can say is it’s just human nature and it’s what makes life exciting. If we all liked the same things how boring would life be? You just have to embrace our differences and accept your girl’s preferences. Hopefully you can find other things about her that make up for the disappointment, we hope so but ultimately, to avoid getting yourself in trouble, you have to accept that your Escort is in charge of what happens on your date.

11. WHY DO GIRLS NOT USE THEIR REAL NAMES?

There is no conspiracy to trick you. It’s just that girls prefer to have a new persona when they work, so they can switch on and be ‘Naughty Natalie’ when they are working then switch off and just be themselves. It’s almost like an actress playing a part really. Plus we can’t have four Debbie’s on the site so what do we do when the second let alone the fourth Debbie shows up? Most girls once you’ve seen them a few times will tell you there real name. They like to make a real connection with regular clients as much as you do with them. So don’t worry about a girl’s name… ‘a rose by any other name would smell as sweet’ W Shakespeare

12. WHY DO THE GIRLS ONLINE CHANGE SO OFTEN?

A whole host of reasons really. Firstly it’s the inherent nature of women to change their plans. Why? Because they can of course (it’s futile arguing and believe me I’ve tried). Secondly the type of work is quite intense so girls take regular breaks to help keep things fresh. Thirdly, lots of girls, especially the younger girls, use escort work as a means of seeing the world. So they stop in London for a few weeks or months, finance the stay with some Escort work then move onto Europe or Dubai or Tokyo…God don’t you wish you were a girl sometimes? The other thing is our prices. We keep them low by never letting any girl get bigger than the Agency. There have been some fantastic girls who’ve come to me and said they are worth more and we need to put our price up. We just smile and invite them to find another Agency that charges what they think they are worth, then we wait for the next stunning young girl to come along and break your hearts but at our budget price of course. That’s just £110 per hour. Ultimately our loyalty lies with our clients first even though I love the girls to bit’s. (some more than other’s of course)

13. IS IT OK TO BRING A GIFT?

Yes it is because every girl loves a present right? The thing is what to bring? Most girls love chocolates or flowers, perfume or underwear don’t they? The problem of course is all those things are very subjective presents. I’ve learned my lesson about buying lingerie for the wife. She’s got a wardrobe full of my Valentine’s Day gifts that she’s never worn. So even when you live with someone it’s hard to please them. In my vast experience the one thing that genuinely gets a smile on an Escort girls face is money. Yes I know it sounds very boring and unimaginative but is a petrol station bunch of flowers really a good sign of your appreciation? No!! It’s better to give her the ‘dosh’ and watch her little face light up for real.

14. WHAT AM I ENTITLED TO WITH AN ESCORT DATE?

All you are purchasing is your Escorts time and companionship. You are entitled to have your girl arrive on time or be available at the time of your appointment if you visit her. What happens during your date is ultimately the decision of your Escort girl. If she decides to leave at anytime for any reason it’s her decision. Obviously if that happens we need to know about it. We always call our clients after appointments to ask if you are happy. We have a review section and always encourage our clients to leave reviews of our girls, good or bad. Basically we try to make sure that you, me and the girls are all ‘on the same page’ in terms of what’s expected but we can legally guarantee you nothing.

15. WHAT CAN I EXPECT FROM MY ESCORT DATE?

Again nothing. I’d give you the standard line of ‘companionship’ but ultimately the truth is that if she claps eyes on you and decides against it then she’s within her rights to turn around and walk away…or slam the door in your face if you’ve gone to visit her. It hardly ever happens but occasionally it does. Equally you have the same rights to change your mind and cancel your date on arrival if you don’t like what you see. It’s how the Escort Industry HAS to work.

16. HOW SHOULD I BEHAVE WITH MY ESCORT?

Just be yourself, provided you are, like the vast majority of our clients, respectable and respectful, loving, empathetic and horny. If you make your starting point to treat the girls with respect, you can’t go far wrong really.

17. ARE THE GIRLS SAFE?

Yes they are. The horror stories you hear and read about in the papers about girls being trafficked into the country or kept as sex slaves with their passports being taken are real enough but they apply generally to organised crime gangs who are only interested in making a fast buck. We are an established Agency of over 10 years standing. We work FOR the girls we represent, they don’t work for us. As you can see if you keep your eye on the site for a few weeks, the escorts come and go. That’s not a problem to us. Also, ALL girls work with a taxi driver trained in Martial Arts to at least 2nd Dan level. So bear that in mind if you feel like ‘dissing’ Darlene.

18. DO YOU HAVE MANY BLACK GIRLS?

We have a nice selection of Black girls I think. I can say that with confidence because girls like Nemeh and Flory have worked with us for a while now. We are always looking for more so please, if you are black and sexy and a girl of course, then why not call us and try escort work. Our clients love them. We love them. When I was dating many years ago there was much more of a racial divide in the UK. White guys rarely dated black girl’s. How fantastic is it that it’s all changed now and I can enjoy the attentions of an Ebony Escort whenever I feel like it. Marvellous !!

19. WHY SO MANY ROMANIAN GIRLS?

Have you been in suspended animation for the last year? Since January 2014 Romanians are free to come and work in the UK without restrictions. Back home in Romania if you want to book an Escort you first have to take a donkey ride to her village to ask the Elders if it’s OK. Then purchase her a goat and keep it safe, feeding it until your appointment. Then afterwards escape the village without being murdered by her husband, who also happens to be her brother. Seriously, there are some brilliant Romanian escorts, Beautiful, shy, sexy, funny girls who just want to do the best they can to make you happy…then there are the others. We employ the good ones and we try to avoid the others. Your feedback is vital to us for that very reason. Please keep it coming.

20. WHAT’S YOUR VIEW ON THE EU’S PROPOSAL TO PROSECUTE CLIENTS?

It will never happen. Yes there is a group of feminists in Europe demanding that we prosecution us guy’s. However, the truth is that whilst the Establishment ( that’s Lawyers, Mp’s, Dr’s etc) make loud noises agreeing with the idea, the truth is that in the UK very few girls get arrested let alone charged and ‘The Establishment’ are generally too busy booking there

21. I HAVE A SMALL PENIS… DOES IT MATTER?

You’ve been watching that porn again on the internet haven’t you? Look, to you it matters of course but the honest truth it that to that loving, caring girl in your life it doesn’t. I’ve talked about this with a hundred escort girls and most say they prefer a smaller one…’becos the big one’s hurt if not used sensitively’. It’s the ‘bad girls’ who like them big and by that I don’t mean Escort girls. I mean those girls you see drunk fighting each other in our city centres. I’m being honest here I have a small dick and I can only remember two occasions when it’s been an issue. I think I’ve evolved into a better lover by not having a big penis. DISCUSS

22. I AM DISABLED CAN I SEE A GIRL?

Of course it’s not a problem. At Playful we don’t discriminate against anyone. All we ask is you let us know about it before hand so we can help you pick the right girl for you.

23. WE ARE A COUPLE IS THAT OK?

Yes. If you look on the profiles of our girls it will give you their sexual orientation. However it does depend on your intentions. Some bisexual girls really like girls and some just don’t mind them watching or joining in but only if the guy is the ‘centre of attention’. So the simple answer is call us and let us know what your preferences are and we will make sure you get a girl who ‘fit’s the bill’.

24. I’M MARRIED, IS IT OK TO VISIT AN ESCORT ?

I’ve picked a difficult question here haven’t I? I’ll admit, it’s not a FAQ that comes up daily on the phone. Most of you guys have squared it in your head by the time you pick up the phone and call us. Obviously in my case the wife knows what I do and she’s happy with it but in the past with other women I’ve kept it a secret. Personally I am of the opinion that what the wife doesn’t know about won’t hurt her or maybe you’ve grown apart to the extent that she doesn’t even notice. I have no moral problem with it. Certainly the idea that we are exploiting the girls is utter rubbish. I’ve been chewed up and spat out by lot’s of escorts over the years. They come and go when they want to and they do what they want when they want . There’s plenty of job’s in London you can do without becoming an Escort. Playful girls are free to choose their life and I defend their right to work with us if they decide that’s the best thing for them.

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