With Christmas fast approaching you’re inevitably going to find yourself in the West End. Whether it’s trawling through Oxford Street or Bond Street or your works Christmas bash, you’ll find yourself  there at some time no doubt. Well how reassuring is it to know that Martha is just a 5 minute taxi ride away in the Edgware Road. Doesn’t that put a whole new perspective on that dreaded Christmas shop?

Yes give us a call (a few days before to be sure if you like) and book an hour or two with Martha for when the drudgery of all those people becomes just too much.
I here you protesting...'but I have to take the wife with me, how can I?' Well on the one hand Martha’s perfectly happy to entertain your little lady as well, but as most of us don’t live in that kind of Marital Nirvana…it’s as easy as anything to say to her, ‘darling I want to get you something really special, I’ll meet you in a couple of hours’. Yes it’s dangerous. Yes there are a million things that could go wrong and trip you up…but it’s probably the closest you’re going to get to base jumping so GO FOR IT!!
 

Another scenario, If you’re on your Christmas night out you are going to get horny…I know it, I’ve been there, we always do. But this time, you are not going to make a drunken pass at one of the girls in the office that will make going in the next day a bloody nightmare. You’re going to pre book Martha for a date for after the bash, have a great evening with all that delicious anticipation of what’s to come, and leave your office ‘do’ with your reputation intact.
 

That’s just two great reasons to book Martha…without mentioning her looks or her latina passion or that peachy arse that looks like a gift from the Gods.  It’s time to take control of your life and make these things happen guys. You’re a long time dead that’s for sure.
 

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