My feelings are that, at some stage in your life, you should experience the sheer self indulgence of the company of two girls. Im guessing that you are a kindred spirit and, to that end, I present Michaela and Alexandra. Michaela is undoubtedly one of my favourites, shes a great girl in her own right but when teamed with Alex.....well its just a mind blowing experience. Forget the credit crunch, the doom and gloom of world recession...this just HAS to be done.

Its an empty boast I know, but they do actually enjoy each others company. Having said that, they are happy for you to join the party...yo'll have your hands full, but someone has to do it.

One of the few things you can still brag about when you are soaked in piss in the retirement home.

Give us a call and well do the rest.