Primeval Scream

MAN…WOMAN…DOGGIE..this was some of the earliest grafiti found scrawled inside ancient caves found in the Australian bush. Sadly the Abo’s language skills have barely moved on..now it’s MAN…WOMAN…BEER.

Anyway, Abo’s aside ( I await with glee the complaints of that actor bloke who’s always the Abo’ in every Australian film there’s ever been..don’t they have more than one?) what I’m saying is that Escorting has been around for sometime. In the times of that ancient painting, apparently guys would offer a woman dried Kangaroos testicles if she’d go walkabout with him for a few days (it was a delicacy at the time) Escorting is here to stay so Cameron and Clegg, when you’ve finished with fucking up the economy a little more, why not give us some sensible, definitive legislation for the Escort Industry so that we ALL know where we stand.

NB isn’t the internet fantastic..I just googled ‘Abo Actor’ and his name is David Gulpilil…ripper mate!!

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