Fast Girls…Not Fast Food

There comes a time in every young person’s life when fast food becomes something that you just cannot have as often as you’d like, it is not something that most of us can escape from, even gorgeous London escorts have on occasion dabbled with a bit of fast food but as you get older you start to realise that there is a time and a place for such things and it is not every day. For me there are different levels of fast food, you have the lowest of the low, really budget with only £2 in your pocket on your way back from a night out, this usually consists of no brand chicken shops or kebabs that look like the meat could be from a fresh dog butchering. This is often the very last resort and will usually feel like a great idea at the time before it eventually turns into a stomach churning mess and numerous trips to the toilet. The level above this you have your normal, everyday fast-food, McDonalds, Burger King, etc, this isn’t too bad, but it is still likely to leave you wishing as though you had just opted against that drunken burger and gone straight home.

We were having a discussion about fast food the other day at the London escort HQ, I was saying how much my taste has changed since I have gotten older, I no longer crave fast food and will often try to avoid it at all costs if possible. I have always had the obviously generalised view that hot females always eat well and you would rarely catch one chowing down on a Big Mac or a Whopper but it was actually quite refreshing to hear that some of the London escorts girls occasionally indulge in a bit of fast food fun. This made me feel a little better about the prospect of indulging in such rituals myself, if the escorts in London can occasionally do it and still look so good then surely I can too?

Not that this means that I am suggesting any of you hire a London escort and take her out to KFC or Subway but it is at least nice to know that the girls do actually have the same terrible urges that we do yet they still manage to retain their gloriously good looks. A few of the girls have said that after a big night out with a client they have on occasion, made a little trip to get some food, the only kind that is ever available at that time of night, so it is nice for you guys to know that this is not completely out of the question. The London escorts actually don’t mind fast food, I guess I have been wrong all these years.

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