Cheryl Cole is now available

The latest news is that the lovely Cheryl Cole is suing Ashley for a quickie divorce. That of course means that she is now back on the market and available. She’s well and truly ‘got her mojo back’..and what I wouldn’t give to get just a little taster of that action. Personally, I think she’s gorgeous and can’t understand why Ashley would look elsewhere for his mojo, but I guess even when you know there’s fillet steak in the fridge at home, sometimes you still fancy a kebab with ‘chile sass’.

Well your loss Ashley and I’m now waiting for the call from Cheryl asking me if I’m free Saturday for a pint and a pie. Just have to watch her in the ladies cloakroom…would you believe that slip of a girl could beat the shit out of a cloakroom attendant…she’s tough Tyneside totty make no mistake.

Lat’ers Cheryl  !!

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